POLITICS - Derek Draper drugs photo shocker!

The following image depicts the controversial Labour blogger and hairy Derek "in Berkeley, not at Berkeley" Draper snorting white powder, or so I have been advised.



And here's the all important bit: Before Mr Draper himself gets on his high horse and posts rude comments, and makes threats about legal action that doesn't come to fruition (when are you going to get round to taking Guido and Hencke to court?) in the comments section of this here blog or anywhere else, I ask the reader to note: firstly this particular blogpost is a work of fiction, of humour no less, and secondly the image in question does not actually depict Mr Draper. Even I can see that it's not actually Draper, and I have a visual impairment, but it is an extraordinarily close look-a-like, namely Flat Eric. The similarity between Flat Eric and Draper cannot be denied. Flat Eric is responsible for an annoying tune, and Draper is responsible for sounding like a broken record. In fact, Flat Eric has completed a masters degree at Berkeley, so there is naturally some confusion. It's sad that I even have to pre-empt Draper's rants by having to post these words.